“I wanna be a billionaire, so f***ing baaad…”
It’s had over 120,000,000 views. If you haven’t heard the song already, you’ve clearly been living in the mountains of Pakistan. Or in a hole in Iraq. Or Afghanistan. Whichever.
The song’s opening line is the only real link to this blog to be honest. It’s a poignant reminder of the real motives behind the UK budget 2012, announced this Wednesday.
George Osborne has announced a series of measures which (apparently) defend his claim that there is “no other road for recovery”. This is certainly true in political terms: the budget had to please the Tory backbenchers enough to quell their dissatisfaction of coalition, or else the party could have been left permanently damaged. Economically however, the Chancellor is still blind to Keynesian policy, leaving his statement as a narrow, personal truth, not a logical one.
Now, to the features of the budget. Top of the list was the changes to tax. The top 1% earning over £150,000 annually are to pay less in income tax, with the top rate reduced from 50% to 45%. Ed Miliband lashed back at the government front bench, openly mocking how much they would personally benefit from this change in tax brackets – hilarious to watch. “Same. Old. Tories” he cried, from a (rare yet) brilliant performance at the dispatch box. Whilst the government defend this regressive move with a progressive increase in the personal allowance (up to £9,205), they have offset the cost of this increase by reducing the income threshold in qualifying for the 40% tax rate, meaning several thousand of the ‘squeezed middle’ will pay more in tax. Yes the Chancellor promises to close tax avoidance loopholes. Valiant. But he lacks common sense: if you’re rich enough to attempt tax avoidance in the first place, you’ll be wealthy enough to hire top accountants to find other loops. Whoops.
There were of course measures to stimulate growth on a micro level. There are new ‘enterprise zones’ to be set up, and low interest rates to be passed on to small businesses via the National Loan Guarantee Scheme. UK export finance is to be expanded, blah blah blah… To be honest they’re not the headline-grabbers. Things like the “granny tax” are. Described by journalist Ian Cowie as an aspect of the budget to “bash baby-boomers”, it will effectively see pensioners pay £3.3bn more tax annually, with a freeze on age-related allowances. Poor granny.
And then there’s the change to the Sunday trading regulations. A temporary alleviation of the Sunday trading laws over the 8 weeks of the Olympics sounds sensible enough. Maximise the revenues generated from the millions of tourists arriving this summer, surely. True. And whilst there is no doubt that Sunday regulations will return after the end of the Games, I can’t help but feel uneasy about it. The Tories have sought an end to the restrictions for years, wanting to maximise UK trading hours. What’s to stop them using the likely success of these 8 weeks to vouch for an end to the culture of Sunday as a day of rest, of family? If they ever gain a majority in government again, watch this space.
Leader of the Opposition Ed Miliband was kind when he labelled Osborne’s plans as the “millionaires budget”. Millionaires and billionaires alike will see themselves with more cash-flow, whilst the majority will be even more cash-strapped.
No wonder we all want to be billionaires right about now.
So fucking bad.
For full coverage of the Budget 2012, I reccomend the BBC: ‘as it happened’.